diff --git a/bot.js b/bot.js
index 1b0ca72f9..7675ce393 100644
--- a/bot.js
+++ b/bot.js
@@ -4,170 +4,218 @@ var cool = require('cool-ascii-faces');
 var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
 
 function respond() {
-  var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /^\/cool guy/;  botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexHarper = /^\/Harper/;
-botRegexReid = /^\/reid;botRegexBurn = /^\/burn/;botRegexTom = /^\/tom/;botRegexjj = /^\/jj/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/;
-      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
-      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
-      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/
-      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
-      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
-  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
-                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
-                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
-  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage(cool());
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexHarper.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://36.media.tumblr.com/06086ac9d889c7729d928d4aa5d1405b/tumblr_nk8g0fFErk1s2yr14o1_1280.jpg");
-    this.res.end();
-  }  
-    else if(request.text && botRegexReid.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://media4.giphy.com/media/g9RplpKZNkT5u/giphy.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexBurn.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1efoFthg1r4ghkoo1_500.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTom.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/Nccs0rNvVC1nG/giphy.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexjj.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/ZQnr4SydezPLG/giphy.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/rules");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/220x147.jpeg.a2dd2add32b14fff9e329535186d793c.large");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length);
-    var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+");
-    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all");
-    this.res.end();
-  }  
+  var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
+      botRegex = /^\/cool guy/;  botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
+      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexTrades = /^\/trades/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
+      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
+      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/; botRegexOW = /^\/ratings/; 
+      botRegexBurn = /^\/burn/; botRegexDrink = /^\/drink/;
+      botRegexReid = /^\/reid/;botRegexKys = /^\/kys/; botRegexSlam = /^\/slam/; botRegexLyd = /^\/lyd/;
+      botRegexHarper = /^\/harper/; botRegexApex = /^\/apex/; botRegexCheesy = /^\/cheesy/;
+      botRegexDaf = /^\/dafuq/; botRegexAyy = /^\/ayy/;
+      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
+      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
+  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
+                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
+                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
+  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage(cool());
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexBurn.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/pQmWjYrz39YAg/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexDrink.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKBcK5ywsaeBm4U/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexReid.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/g9RplpKZNkT5u/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexKys.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSlam.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/587294731471757313/ZpI5PfKq.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexDaf.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexLyd.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://media2.giphy.com/media/pUeXcg80cO8I8/200.gif#4");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexHarper.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/qTkLD6V.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexApex.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/fDO2Nk0ImzvvW/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexCheesy.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/oGBw7OaVBei1W/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/players?name=&position=all&team="+request.text.substring(5,8));
+    //postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexOW.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("www.daddyleagues.com/ssfa/maddenrating/");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/B5BSVqH.png");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://www.daddyleagues.com/ssfa/rules");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTrades.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://www.daddyleagues.com/ssfa/forum");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    
+    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length);
+    var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+");
+    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all");
+    
+    this.res.end();
+  }  
 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexTw.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.twitch.tv/"+request.text.substring(8,request.text.length));
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSb.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("OBJ*");
-    this.res.end();
-  } 
-  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
-      postMessage(siege1);
-    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
-      postMessage(siege3)
-    else
-      postMessage(siege2);
-    this.res.end();
-  }
-  
-  else {
-    console.log("don't care");
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    this.res.end();
-  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexTw.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.twitch.tv/"+request.text.substring(8,request.text.length));
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSb.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("OBJ*");
+    this.res.end();
+  } 
+  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    postMessage("(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞");
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  
+  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
+      postMessage(siege1);
+    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
+      postMessage(siege3)
+    else
+      postMessage(siege2);
+    this.res.end();
+  }
+  
+  else {
+    console.log("don't care");
+    this.res.writeHead(200);
+    this.res.end();
+  }
 }
 
 function postMessage(response) {
-  var botResponse,options, body, botReq;
+  var botResponse,options, body, botReq;
 
-  botResponse = response
+  botResponse = response
 
-  options = {
-    hostname: 'api.groupme.com',
-    path: '/v3/bots/post',
-    method: 'POST'
-  };
+  options = {
+    hostname: 'api.groupme.com',
+    path: '/v3/bots/post',
+    method: 'POST'
+  };
 
-  body = {
-    "bot_id" : botID,
-    "text" : botResponse
-  };
+  body = {
+    "bot_id" : botID,
+    "text" : botResponse
+  };
 
-  console.log('sending ' + botResponse + ' to ' + botID);
+  console.log('sending ' + botResponse + ' to ' + botID);
 
-  botReq = HTTPS.request(options, function(res) {
-      if(res.statusCode == 202) {
-        //neat
-      } else {
-        console.log('rejecting bad status code ' + res.statusCode);
-      }
-  });
+  botReq = HTTPS.request(options, function(res) {
+      if(res.statusCode == 202) {
+        //neat
+      } else {
+        console.log('rejecting bad status code ' + res.statusCode);
+      }
+  });
 
-  botReq.on('error', function(err) {
-    console.log('error posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
-  });
-  botReq.on('timeout', function(err) {
-    console.log('timeout posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
-  });
-  botReq.end(JSON.stringify(body));
+  botReq.on('error', function(err) {
+    console.log('error posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
+  });
+  botReq.on('timeout', function(err) {
+    console.log('timeout posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
+  });
+  botReq.end(JSON.stringify(body));
 }
 
 function getRandomInt(min, max) {
-  return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
+  return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
 }
 
 
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