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Expand Up @@ -4,170 +4,218 @@ var cool = require('cool-ascii-faces');
var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;

function respond() {
  var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
      botRegex = /^\/cool guy/;  botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexHarper = /^\/Harper/;
botRegexReid = /^\/reid;botRegexBurn = /^\/burn/;botRegexTom = /^\/tom/;botRegexjj = /^\/jj/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/;
      botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexGTA = /^\/gta/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
      botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i;  botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
      botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/
      siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
      siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
  var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
                ,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
                "MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage(cool());
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexHarper.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://36.media.tumblr.com/06086ac9d889c7729d928d4aa5d1405b/tumblr_nk8g0fFErk1s2yr14o1_1280.jpg");
    this.res.end();
  }
    else if(request.text && botRegexReid.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("https://media4.giphy.com/media/g9RplpKZNkT5u/giphy.gif");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexBurn.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1efoFthg1r4ghkoo1_500.gif");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexTom.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/Nccs0rNvVC1nG/giphy.gif");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexjj.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/ZQnr4SydezPLG/giphy.gif");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/rules");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexGTA.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/220x147.jpeg.a2dd2add32b14fff9e329535186d793c.large");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length);
    var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+");
    postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/NLB/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all");
    this.res.end();
  }  
var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
botRegex = /^\/cool guy/; botRegexDL = /^\/DDL/i;botRegexSalt = /^\/salt/;botRegexRules = /^\/rules/
botRegexAd=/^\/advance/;botRegexTrades = /^\/trades/; botRegexSC = /^\/SDL/i; botODB = /(.*\s+)(.*odb)(\s+.*)/i; botDuck = /^\/duck/;
botRegexP = /^\/PDL/i; botRegexTw = /^\/twitch/i; botRegexSb = /^\/sub/; botRegexSh = /^\/shrug/; botRegexWk = /^\/users/; botRegexCC = /^\/cc/;
botRegexSiege = /^\/siege/; botRegexOW = /^\/ratings/;
botRegexBurn = /^\/burn/; botRegexDrink = /^\/drink/;
botRegexReid = /^\/reid/;botRegexKys = /^\/kys/; botRegexSlam = /^\/slam/; botRegexLyd = /^\/lyd/;
botRegexHarper = /^\/harper/; botRegexApex = /^\/apex/; botRegexCheesy = /^\/cheesy/;
botRegexDaf = /^\/dafuq/; botRegexAyy = /^\/ayy/;
siege1 = 'https://i.groupme.com/350x419.png.adc8c73a6c1547e0a9e04320296329f8'; siege2 = 'https://i.groupme.com/1279x752.jpeg.aa5d0401e0df495bba4b4e09dc5a6bd7'
siege3 = 'https://i.groupme.com/960x960.png.006e180e05d841c6a2962e844bf1e6fd';
var teamAb = ["NE","NO","ARI","PHI","CLE","TEN","OAK","DAL","IND","SEA","CIN","PIT","JAC"
,"BAL","SD","DEN","MIN","ATL","KC","NYG","GB","DET","HOU","STL","CHI","CAR",
"MIA","BUF","SF","WAS","NYJ","TB"]
if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage(cool());
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexBurn.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/pQmWjYrz39YAg/giphy.gif");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexDrink.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKBcK5ywsaeBm4U/giphy.gif");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexReid.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/g9RplpKZNkT5u/giphy.gif");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexKys.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexSlam.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/587294731471757313/ZpI5PfKq.jpg");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexDaf.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexLyd.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://media2.giphy.com/media/pUeXcg80cO8I8/200.gif#4");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexHarper.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/qTkLD6V.jpg");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexApex.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/fDO2Nk0ImzvvW/giphy.gif");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexCheesy.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://media.giphy.com/media/oGBw7OaVBei1W/giphy.gif");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexDL.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/players?name=&position=all&team="+request.text.substring(5,8));
//postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/depthchart");
this.res.end();
}

else if(request.text && botRegexOW.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("www.daddyleagues.com/ssfa/maddenrating/");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexSalt.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://i.imgur.com/B5BSVqH.png");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexAd.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("http://www.hackcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kno_advance.jpg");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexRules.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://www.daddyleagues.com/ssfa/rules");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexTrades.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://www.daddyleagues.com/ssfa/forum");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexSC.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);

postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/team/"+request.text.substring(5,8)+"/schedule");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexP.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
var req = request.text.substring(5,request.text.length);
var rep = req.replace(/ /,"+");
postMessage("http://daddyleagues.com/ssfa/players?name="+rep+"&position=all&team=all");

this.res.end();
}

  else if(request.text && botRegexTw.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://www.twitch.tv/"+request.text.substring(8,request.text.length));
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexSb.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("OBJ*");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
    this.res.end();
  }
  else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
      postMessage(siege1);
    else if(Math.random() >0.6)
      postMessage(siege3)
    else
      postMessage(siege2);
    this.res.end();
  }

  else {
    console.log("don't care");
    this.res.writeHead(200);
    this.res.end();
  }
else if(request.text && botRegexTw.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("http://www.twitch.tv/"+request.text.substring(8,request.text.length));
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexSb.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("http://www.reddit.com/r/maddenall32");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexSh.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("¯\\_(ツ)_/¯");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexWk.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kJqQWCq3RKiTrd4f71FFNKr-Y0ppJzjk0fSF0rP6Bto/edit?usp=sharing");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botODB.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("OBJ*");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botDuck.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("http://media3.giphy.com/media/YCseTHF2I6CCA/giphy.gif");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("https://i.groupme.com/851x1184.jpeg.330228901f684b0cb46cd1cef6953923");
this.res.end();
}
else if(request.text && botRegexCC.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
postMessage("(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞");
this.res.end();
}

else if(request.text && botRegexSiege.test(request.text)) {
this.res.writeHead(200);
if(0.6 >= Math.random() > 0.3)
postMessage(siege1);
else if(Math.random() >0.6)
postMessage(siege3)
else
postMessage(siege2);
this.res.end();
}

else {
console.log("don't care");
this.res.writeHead(200);
this.res.end();
}
}

function postMessage(response) {
  var botResponse,options, body, botReq;
var botResponse,options, body, botReq;

  botResponse = response
botResponse = response

  options = {
    hostname: 'api.groupme.com',
    path: '/v3/bots/post',
    method: 'POST'
  };
options = {
hostname: 'api.groupme.com',
path: '/v3/bots/post',
method: 'POST'
};

  body = {
    "bot_id" : botID,
    "text" : botResponse
  };
body = {
"bot_id" : botID,
"text" : botResponse
};

  console.log('sending ' + botResponse + ' to ' + botID);
console.log('sending ' + botResponse + ' to ' + botID);

  botReq = HTTPS.request(options, function(res) {
      if(res.statusCode == 202) {
        //neat
      } else {
        console.log('rejecting bad status code ' + res.statusCode);
      }
  });
botReq = HTTPS.request(options, function(res) {
if(res.statusCode == 202) {
//neat
} else {
console.log('rejecting bad status code ' + res.statusCode);
}
});

  botReq.on('error', function(err) {
    console.log('error posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
  });
  botReq.on('timeout', function(err) {
    console.log('timeout posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
  });
  botReq.end(JSON.stringify(body));
botReq.on('error', function(err) {
console.log('error posting message ' + JSON.stringify(err));
});
botReq.on('timeout', function(err) {
console.log('timeout posting message ' + JSON.stringify(err));
});
botReq.end(JSON.stringify(body));
}

function getRandomInt(min, max) {
  return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
}


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